when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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