we're blogging at a bar
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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