i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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