he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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