So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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