Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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