i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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