so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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