he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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