Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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