I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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