its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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