Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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