we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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