I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
