I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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