So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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