I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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