can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The power of my boobs compel you
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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