i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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