this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
