Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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