I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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