you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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