I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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