I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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