quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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