I molested 6 butterflies tonight
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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