Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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