My hand turned me down
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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