sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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