somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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