He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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