"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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