I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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