I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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