Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
