feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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