oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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