i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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