So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Watching her eat just hurts me
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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