I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Welp...herpes.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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