I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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