I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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