I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
God, I missed his penis.
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