Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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