i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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