This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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