its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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