I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
