I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
