Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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